Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Of Cabbages and Kings: A Rumbley Ramble through my Reminiscence

Here is how my mind works. (Let’s pretend this is artsy)
I have to write a log line
                I have a hard time concentrating on stuff. Sometimes I think I 
                have a disease.
Write a log line
                There are red leaves all over the ground. Look at the textures
Write a log line
                I hated the sidewalks in Mexico
Write a log line
                I miss my brown shoes. I liked the way the laces felt
Write a log line
                I don’t have a headache. I need to check, but I don’t have one
Write a log line
                Tweety Bird made a weird comeback in the 90s, and reinvented
                 himself from a smarty pants boy to a cute girly bird thing.
Write a log line
                Tweety Bird is like Madonna
Write a log line
                I wonder what Tom Hanks first wife looked like. I need to look her
                 up.
Write a log line
                What did we do before the internet? I would have had to live in front
                of a micro film machine thing.
Write a log line
                Remember that time I drove across the country? It was really 
                windy in Arizona.
 Write a log line
                I can’t see things far away, so when I’m 45 and I can’t see things 
                close, I will have perfect vision.
Write a log line
                Or I will be blind
Write a log line
                Why am I on IMDB?
Write a log line
                How did Shining Time Station get George Carlin and Ringo Star to
                play tiny little train conductors? Drugs did that.
Write a log line
                What is the entire original cast of Barney doing these days?
Write a log line
                What is the cast of Dr. Quinn doing?
Write a log line
                I should write a remake of Baywatch!
NO, I SHOULD WRITE A LOG LINE!!!!!!
                                The End

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